Don’t be Like Me

Ulysses
4 min readJun 17, 2020

I wake up from a bright and colorful, dopamine-fueled blackout. The first thing I’ve decided to do is jerk it.

I have my dick in my hand and I’m watching them — an unnamed dick and cookie cutter pornstar go at it.

“Vapid existence.”

Two words I can’t get out of my head. Not because they’re pornstars, well, she’s a pornstar; but because of the acting. Holy fucking shit. The acting…

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